ROFL Love your description, although I have to admit I never knew Michael Jackson had Lupus. I don't like him either, but it would explain SOME of his behavior. Like the trips to the hospital for pain, etc. It could even explain his skin too. I met a lady a long time ago before I ever even knew what Lupus was, that had it pretty bad and she was an african american but was as white as I was. The disease had really attacked her skin and she had to wrap up from head to toe to walk out the door.
ANYWAY, welcome aboard.