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    Red face know the difference between santa and tiger woods?

    Santa stopped after three ho's...........
    Money cannot buy you happiness but it can buy you a big enough boat to allow you to pull up along side it!!! - David Lee Roth

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    OK, a Rheumotologist, and a Rattlesnake are both run over in the middle of the road. What's the difference?

    The Rattlesnake had skidmarks leading up to it.

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    Ohh Rob that is perfect! I know I wouldn't slow down for mine!!
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    I would stop for mine:~)
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    hooray for whl members....bringing in the new year with a sense of humor...wish I could remember a joke to share. ha ha ha

    i will just snicker at all of yours.

    happy new year everyone.
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    Thanks for the laughs...
    Look For The Good and Praise It!

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    Oh Gosh - look what Lupus has done to these people ...........
    But I did have to read this thread as well .. and ... laugh a little
    Diagnosed with Lupus - 22 June, 2010

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    Funny . . .
    A good friend will help you move, a GREAT friend will help you move a body . . . Let me know if I need to bring a shovel!!!

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    I would stop for mine. She has given me some of my life back as much s posible. E plan to move in a yr or so out est to a more friendly sle climat and it scars the h$@# out of me not knowing if i can get a god rheumy and all the othr "ologists" that i ned.

    HAVE A GREAT, SAFE, AND PAIN FREE NEW YEAR ALL!!!!!
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    I also would stop and also give life support if needed because i have a very good rhumetologist and i wish everyone had a good caring doctor, Bonita

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