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    Smile Joke For Today....

    Three doctors arrived at Heaven's Gate.....

    St. Peter asked the first one why he should be let into Heaven.

    The doctor said, "Because I won the Nobel Peace Prize for my work".

    St. Peter let him in.

    The second doctor was a little worried when his turn came.

    He said, "I haven't won any prizes, but I've started free clinics and helped those in need for free".

    St. Peter let him in.

    The third doctor steps up and says, "I'm responsible for all the HMO's across the United States".

    St. Peter thought about it for a minute and said, "Okay....I'll let you in, but only for 3 days!"


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    Love that can't stop laughing!!! Hate HMOs & PPOs!!!!

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    thanks for the laugh.....so fitting.
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    Glad you enjoyed......

    Laughter is the best medicine!



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    That was GREAT!!
    Look For The Good and Praise It!

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    Love the joke
    28 yrs old Tired of Useless non understaning doctors........ at this moment diagonse unknown

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    Love it! Lol!

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    So funny!!!
    But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. Isaiah 40:31

    Take Care,
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    I am still here,just been on new meds so unable to function like i used to.I will pop back,just know im thinking of you all and hoping you are keeping on keeping on.xxxxxxx

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    Love it!!! Needed a good laugh this morning - thanks!
    Lauren

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