Okay...so there's this little bunny rabbit hopping down the bunny trail and he trips over a snake crossing the path.
The bunny says "Oh, excuse me, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to trip over you...you see I'm blind and couldn't see you there."
The snake says, "That's okay....you see I'm blind too...so it really wasn't your fault." "By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
The bunny says, "well, I don't really know cuz I've never seen myself."
The snake says, "Would you like me to feel you all over and I'll tell what kind of animal you are?"
"Yes..." says the bunny... "that would be wonderful."
So the snake feels all over the bunny and says, "wow, you're soft and furry, and you've got a twitchy little nose, and long, soft ears......you must be a bunny rabbit."
"Thanks" says the bunny. "That's so nice of you, would you like me to do the same for you?"
"Oh, yes please", says the snake.
So the bunny feels him all over....and then says, "Wow, you're smooth, you're cold, you're slimey, and you've got no balls.....you must be a lawyer."