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    Lay it on me Rastagirl!!!
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    Okay...so there's this little bunny rabbit hopping down the bunny trail and he trips over a snake crossing the path.

    The bunny says "Oh, excuse me, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to trip over you...you see I'm blind and couldn't see you there."

    The snake says, "That's okay....you see I'm blind too...so it really wasn't your fault." "By the way, what kind of animal are you?"

    The bunny says, "well, I don't really know cuz I've never seen myself."

    The snake says, "Would you like me to feel you all over and I'll tell what kind of animal you are?"

    "Yes..." says the bunny... "that would be wonderful."

    So the snake feels all over the bunny and says, "wow, you're soft and furry, and you've got a twitchy little nose, and long, soft ears......you must be a bunny rabbit."

    "Thanks" says the bunny. "That's so nice of you, would you like me to do the same for you?"

    "Oh, yes please", says the snake.

    So the bunny feels him all over....and then says, "Wow, you're smooth, you're cold, you're slimey, and you've got no balls.....you must be a lawyer."




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    Oh Lori thats fab! xx
    I am still here,just been on new meds so unable to function like i used to.I will pop back,just know im thinking of you all and hoping you are keeping on keeping on.xxxxxxx

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    Lori that is so funny! You always have the best jokes! I just noticed I am still a stinky ferret! I have been in the hospital for 6 days so I havent had the chance to "grow" I hope I dont stay a stinky ferret forever!!
    A good friend will help you move, a GREAT friend will help you move a body . . . Let me know if I need to bring a shovel!!!

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    I want to warn everybody that I'm now a pit bull so watch out !!!!

    But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. Isaiah 40:31

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    I better watch out for you Becky! I am a house cat! lol hugs Kathy
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    Yes Kathy, Watch out a house cat won't last long around me !!!

    But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. Isaiah 40:31

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    Kat I totally LOVE the dancing penguin!! SO adorable. Makes me HAPPY!!
    A good friend will help you move, a GREAT friend will help you move a body . . . Let me know if I need to bring a shovel!!!

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    OMG!!! So excited . . . If it didnt hurt to move I would be bouncing up and down in my chair!!! I am NOT a stinky ferret anymore!!! I am now a precious, little, adorable, cuddley kitten!!! WOO HOO!!! Puurrrrrrrr! Pardon my strange excitement . . . They have got me on some really good drugs!!!
    A good friend will help you move, a GREAT friend will help you move a body . . . Let me know if I need to bring a shovel!!!

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