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    During a visit to a mental asylum, a man asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized? ?

    'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

    'Oh, I understand,' he said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

    (Which one would you use......?)

    'No' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?' ?:shock:
    I have Lupus. So *^#@! what.

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    Cute, loved it . I honestly wondered why one couldn't just pull the plug, but figured I'd chose the bucket if I had too :lol: (I know, I'm such a party pooper ). You sure did brightened my evening, thanks. Nice cheerful ending to a crummy day.
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    Well, first I'd slug the Director in his mouth, then I'd toss him in the tub, use the bucket to pour water on his head; use the spoon to ram down his throat and then, make myself a nice hot cup of green tea and drink it out of the teacup. I'd then explain to him that I think people who throw trick questions at us should be burned at the stake.........

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    Nice, wish I'd thought of that :lol: .
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    I'm with Saysusie

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    Oh, you guys are hostile...


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    I have Lupus. So *^#@! what.

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    i woulda used the bucket, but then again im not to sane....lol,lol

    i like that u all come on here to talk about the disese, and that u acan all laugh and have fun to. i need some of that in my life, been a little (thats an understatement) down over the past few months.

    thank you all!

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    I needed a laugh too -- I am all alone tonight, my family went on vacation -- a week alone with a pouting rottweiller and slobbering mastiff to attend to. BTW I would take the bed by the window!

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    No room with a window for the hostile ones hahahahaha.
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