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    Did you hear about the new line of Elvis Presley-themed steakhouses?
    They will be for people who love meat tender.
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    If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him bambidextrous?


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    Why are you in a movie, but you're on TV?
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    This is really great......keep them coming!!!!!
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    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

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    More, more give me more!

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    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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    What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
    Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
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    What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
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    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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