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    Where exactly does one draw the line between being considered "Eccentric", and just plain crazy?

    And why does the nice lady on the P.A. system at the airport calmly announce that you should "Get on the Plane"? Shouldn't you get IN the plane?

    Ok, I confess, the airplane line is from one of my favorite comedians, George Carlin. His answer to "Get on the Plane", was-To heck with that! Evel Knievel can get on the plane! I'm getting IN it!

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    courtesy of my 7y/o son

    If a lightning bug gets caught in the rain does his light go out?

    He asked this tonite as we were watching it rain.

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    Out of the mouths of babes! That was precious :lol:
    Look For The Good and Praise It!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NoodleMom
    courtesy of my 7y/o son

    If a lightning bug gets caught in the rain does his light go out?

    He asked this tonite as we were watching it rain.
    How cute!!

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    Finally heard an If riddle to share...

    If a bedtime story is so good why does it put you to sleep?



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