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    Default IF....

    If a deaf man goes to court, is it still called a hearing?


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    Hmmmmmm.....something to ponder.....

    If the invisible man married the invisible woman, would their children not be much to look at?
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    What disease did cured ham actually have?
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    Hmmm....

    What happens to the hole when you finish the swiss cheese?
    ~"I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe." (Dalai Lama)

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    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

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    Lovin' it, keep it coming!!!!!! :lol:

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    why does feet smell and noses run

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    Why do you have to ...put your two cents in... but it's only a penny for your thoughts? What's that extra penny going to? And who is getting richer by the penny?
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    Default Remember...you all started it!

    Archaeologists in Britain found part of an ancient door.

    It had a stone hinge on it.
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