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    :splat: Go Figure
    I went to my Doctor, Dr. Feelgood, and told him about my problem. He examined me and ran some tests. He returned and said, "I can't figure out what's wrong with you. But, I think it's the result of Heavy Drinking."
    I scratched my head and said, " Really, you think ? Well, I can come back when you're Sober."
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    Oh Teriod...... :roll: Oh Teriod....


    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    ~"I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe." (Dalai Lama)

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    That was perfect Teriod!!! :lol:

    Oh my gosh!

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    :lol: :lol:
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    Hee!Hee!
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    I like that!

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    I cant believe I fell for that, waite, yes I can :lol:
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    Terry,
    I love your sense of humour!!! So quick! :lol:
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    A woman, calling Mount Sinai Hospital, said, "Hello, I want to know if a patient is getting better."

    The voice on the other end of the line said, "What is the patient's name and room number?"

    She said, "Yes, darling! She's Sarah Finkel, in Room 302."

    He said, "Oh, yes. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, she's going to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday."

    The woman said, "Thank God! That's wonderful! Oh! That's fantastic! That's wonderful news!"

    The man on the phone said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you must be a close family member or a very close friend!"

    She said, "I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Cohen, my doctor, doesn't tell me a word!"
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    Teriod, I laughed so hard it hurt!! What did your doctor say? (Did you really have that interchange? Or am I being naive?)
    Love the second one. It is so true - doctors have a hard time explaining anything to patients.

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