I have to sadly admit that the last one made me laugh, simply at the person's utter lack of a life and something better to do with their time!
But I agree with the others, you and Conrad do a pretty stand up job with this place and most of us know from experience now what its like to get by a few days without it and therefore both of you (and of course each other).
Thank you again for making this place the haven it is ~hugs~
Numpty:- (num-p-tee) dialect, chiefly Scot, ~n. 1. a bumbling fool: one who is intellectually challenged. 2. widely known in Scotland as an MSP (Member of Scottish Parliament).