Oh my gosh, THANK YOU for making me smile! I swear, dealing with this disease and all of its wacky and often-ugly side effects is not easy. Humor truly is what gets me through the rough spots. I have a bit of a warped sense of humor as well and though right off the top of my head I can't add to your list, in time I may be able to. Trust me - my tired brain will be a-workin'. In the meantime, a sincere thanks for showing me that I am not alone in the ability to laugh at myself. It is often the one thing that gets me through and helps others to deal with me in a way that does not make them sad or uncomfortable.
Take good care,