AND THAT'S WHY I LOVE MY HOME STATE.....NEW MEXICO!!!!
Those were funny.....and mostly true - unfortunately.
As long as I have lived in the beautiful state of Washington - I still get excited everytime I see WATER ! - rain, lakes, rivers.....water !!!! and the only green and red I have to deal with are traffic lights....and those don't give you heart burn (smile).
"I believe that friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly." - unknown