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    Default Something you don't want to hear, .....

    ....... when you are on a operating table and the anaesthesia is not working 100%.


    " you better save that, we might need it some day."

    " call the janitor, we need a mop."

    " if this is the appendix, then what is this?"

    " give me that, that, that thingamabob."

    " gees, I almost lost my Rolex."

    " did anyone ever survive 500ml of this stuff?"

    " damn, the power is out again."

    " you know, you get a lot of money for kidneys and there are even two of them."

    " Nobody move, I lost my contact lenses."

    " how need, can you turn the other leg out that far too?"

    " I wish I would have brought my glasses."

    " what do you mean, he wasn't here for a sex change?"



    I hope you all enjoy these, I think they are too funny.

    Debbie
    I may have been dealt a bad hand, but at least I'm still playing with a full deck. ( most of the time anyway).

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    geez I'm glad you didn't post this BEFORE I had a bronchoscopy! How about "can you hurry up? I have a tee time in 20 minutes"
    "I'm going to get healthy or die trying"

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    How about "Aaaaaaa-CHOO! ..... Um, could somebody mop that up outa there?"

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    LOL!!! Love it!
    We Live in a MORTAL, FRAIL, IMPERFECT world in which the word "FAIR" doesn't always apply.Make EVERY MOMENT COUNT with the ones you LOVE because it can end in the blink of an eye. Love, Jeannette

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