....... when you are on a operating table and the anaesthesia is not working 100%.
" you better save that, we might need it some day."
" call the janitor, we need a mop."
" if this is the appendix, then what is this?"
" give me that, that, that thingamabob."
" gees, I almost lost my Rolex."
" did anyone ever survive 500ml of this stuff?"
" damn, the power is out again."
" you know, you get a lot of money for kidneys and there are even two of them."
" Nobody move, I lost my contact lenses."
" how need, can you turn the other leg out that far too?"
" I wish I would have brought my glasses."
" what do you mean, he wasn't here for a sex change?"
I hope you all enjoy these, I think they are too funny.
I may have been dealt a bad hand, but at least I'm still playing with a full deck. ( most of the time anyway).
geez I'm glad you didn't post this BEFORE I had a bronchoscopy! How about "can you hurry up? I have a tee time in 20 minutes"
"I'm going to get healthy or die trying"
How about "Aaaaaaa-CHOO! ..... Um, could somebody mop that up outa there?"
LOL!!! Love it!
We Live in a MORTAL, FRAIL, IMPERFECT world in which the word "FAIR" doesn't always apply.Make EVERY MOMENT COUNT with the ones you LOVE because it can end in the blink of an eye. Love, Jeannette