ISimce there seems to be a run on fellow Lupies who are extremely tired I thought it would be fun to start a humorous thread on being tired. Here it goes:
I'm so tired I could fall asleep while Keith Urban sang to me in my living room.
I'm so tired I fell asleep halfway through posting this.
Im so tired, I FELL asleep during lunch!
I'm so tired...i fell asleep tonight half way through my novel
I'm so tired I microwaved my rubber ducky and took a bath with my sweet potato - just kidding, really!
I'm so tired, I talked to my coffee and drank my phone!
Look For The Good and Praise It!
I'm so tired I fell asleep standing in the shower
"I'm going to get healthy or die trying"
I'm so tired I used a sharpie this morning instead of eyeliner.
I'm so tired I always have bedhead
I'm so tired I nearly drowned myself in my soup - luckily the carrots saved my fall.
I'm so tired I could fall asleep on an international flight - next to an obese man and a drunk grandmother!!
I'm so tired my eyes shrink away and shout "We're mellltinnnggggg" every time I step out in the daylight.
I'm so tired that redbull is using me as a case study to find something to REALLY wake people up.
I'm so tired, my nose has a permanent line across the top from my glasses smushing into it when I fall asleep on random surfaces.
I'm so tired, my friend with narcolepsy is turning to ME for advice on staying awake.
I'm so tired that slipknot's entire band (all 9 of them) could come into my room, play their hardest metal with their scariest voices, and my brain would still treat it as a lullaby to fall asleep to.
I'm so tired that...
. .......... Huh? What? didju say sumfink? *head nods* I washnt shleepink, i swear...
Last edited by Elo; 07-05-2011 at 10:39 PM.
I'm so tired, that I don't want to start the day, I just want it to be nights Ivan go back to bed. - Ivan go back to bed........... I wish I knew what I was trying to say...........
We had storms last night and my kitty was out in it. When she finally decided to come in - I had a drowned rat instead of a cat. Ever try to chase a rat to dry it.......
Last edited by Nonna; 07-06-2011 at 03:14 AM.
Omgosh Elo you are a hoot. Did you stay up all night writing this down! I soooo needed this today!
Nonna did you catch the rat? I mean cat?