View Full Version : A Little Comic Relief.....

03-01-2011, 07:48 PM
#1) Got fired from my job at the Psychic Hotline. Didn't see that coming.

#2) I can't believe I got sacked from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

#3) I'm so lonely I bought a plane ticket just for the airport pat down.

#4) My neighbor knocked on my door at 2.30am this morning, can you believe that?? 2.30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums.

#5) "Childbirth pain greatly exaggerated", according to a survey of 1000 men.

#6) Judge: I thought I told you I never wanted to see you again. Criminal: Thats what I told the police but they wouldn't listen.

#7) My wife told me to get on the internet and buy something that makes me last longer in bed. I've ordered sleeping pills.

#8) I'm ready for work at five every morning.All I need now is a job.

#9) My daughter just asked me what life in the 1900's was like.

#10) I went to a therapy group to help me cope with loneliness, but no one else turned up.

#11) Kilometers are shorter than miles. So I'll be taking my next trip in kilometers to try and save some gas.

#12) Cul-de-sac is what rich people call a dead end.

#13) People shouldn't put their children in shopping carts. I lost my job as a cashier when I tried to scan a baby that I mistook as a ham.

#14) Sometimes I think life is one big test and I'm in the wrong classroom.

#15) Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

03-01-2011, 09:08 PM
LOL Thanks for the laugh!

03-01-2011, 10:03 PM
ROFL Thanks porchy!!

As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with
our computers.

I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11-year-old
next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked
him to come over.

Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?

He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An ID
ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'

Eric grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?

'No,' I replied.
'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'

So I wrote down:


I used to like Eric, the little b *<#>/r d .

03-01-2011, 11:51 PM
ROFL!!!!! Love it!

03-02-2011, 05:10 AM
Thanks guys, this is really funny.
Nice way to start my day, after MTX last night.


03-02-2011, 07:43 AM
Glad you enjoyed the funnies, Debbie. Laughter releases endorphins.....I always try to turn to humor during bad times, well, good times too....it feels so good to laugh in the face of trouble! It keeps me going.

03-02-2011, 08:10 AM
I loved both of these..thank you both for the belly laughs this morning!! :-)

Peace and Blessings

03-07-2011, 03:10 PM

03-07-2011, 03:42 PM
This video is a must see for any animal lover.

Orangutan and the Hound

Click here: Orangutan and the Hound (http://5thworld.com/Paradigm/Postings/!Wisdom/OrangutanAndHound.html)

03-07-2011, 05:01 PM
~My Two Dumb Silly Jokes For The Day~

a) My favorite yoga position is Downward-Facing Nap.

b) "Doctor, Doctor! What did the x-ray of my head show?" "Nothing.

03-07-2011, 05:07 PM
LOL Thank ya'll for that! Made my day

04-03-2011, 06:33 AM
Needed a laugh and went looking for this; so bump this I do so others can laugh too