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12-10-2009, 08:21 AM
"Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space." ~Dave Barry


12-10-2009, 11:18 AM
Hehehe!! So true - I love it!!!!!! :)

12-11-2009, 10:15 AM
Okay...fair warning...here's a funny one but it's gross...

At Christmas time we couldn't afford tinsel, so we'd wait till grandpa sneezed.~Rodney Dangerfield


12-13-2009, 05:43 PM
Your Christmas message made me chuckle.