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12-18-2008, 06:23 AM
This was from a pass-around, but made me crack up. I can relate to the woman in this quip.....

An older couple is lying in bed one morning.
They had just awakened from a good night's sleep.
He takes her hand and she responds, 'Don't touch me.'
'Why not?' he asked.
She answered, 'Because I'm dead.'

The husband asked...'What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another!'
She said, 'No, I'm definitely dead.'
He insisted, 'You are not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?'

'Because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts.'

May you wake up - quite alive - today with nothing hurting!!! :D

12-18-2008, 08:03 AM
Funny stuff! So, using this logic, I feel very very alive when I wake up each morninng (ouch) because most everything hurts!

12-18-2008, 08:30 AM
LMAO that is funny stuff hehehe :D x

12-18-2008, 10:02 AM
LoL that was cute. how funny.