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08-04-2008, 11:20 AM
Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?'

The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come up and see.' She starts up the stairs and pauses 'Was I going up the stairs or down?'

The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood.' She then yells, 'I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door.'

08-04-2008, 11:21 AM
A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say 'Supersex..' She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, 'Supersex.'

He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, 'I'll take the soup.'

Pretti in Pink
08-04-2008, 03:34 PM
Poor old people and just think that will be us one day (God willing). Those were great.

08-04-2008, 10:32 PM
lol i love it!! thank you for the smile i have on my face, under the rash.....lol

08-04-2008, 10:34 PM
That was GREAT!! However, sounded too much like me and my husband and there's no third person to offer to help us out and that would be me taking the soup!!! :lol:

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