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Oluwa
06-28-2008, 10:31 PM
If a deaf man goes to court, is it still called a hearing?


:shock:
L.,
O.

mnjodette
06-29-2008, 01:05 AM
Hmmmmmm.....something to ponder.....

If the invisible man married the invisible woman, would their children not be much to look at?

Oluwa
06-29-2008, 04:33 AM
What disease did cured ham actually have?

Saysusie
06-29-2008, 08:15 AM
:rofl:

hatlady
06-29-2008, 12:13 PM
Hmmm....

What happens to the hole when you finish the swiss cheese?

Oluwa
06-29-2008, 02:32 PM
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

L.,
O :shock:

Pretti in Pink
06-29-2008, 03:53 PM
Lovin' it, keep it coming!!!!!! :lol:

jaideni
06-29-2008, 09:14 PM
why does feet smell and noses run

Oluwa
06-30-2008, 04:47 AM
Why do you have to ...put your two cents in... but it's only a penny for your thoughts? What's that extra penny going to? And who is getting richer by the penny?

sits_inthe_corner
06-30-2008, 09:43 AM
Archaeologists in Britain found part of an ancient door.

It had a stone hinge on it.

sits_inthe_corner
06-30-2008, 09:46 AM
Did you hear about the new line of Elvis Presley-themed steakhouses?
They will be for people who love meat tender.

sits_inthe_corner
06-30-2008, 10:40 AM
If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him bambidextrous?


K that's the last one...I swear hahahahhahaha

Oluwa
06-30-2008, 07:28 PM
Why are you in a movie, but you're on TV?
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Saysusie
07-01-2008, 02:05 AM
This is really great......keep them coming!!!!!

Oluwa
07-01-2008, 08:48 AM
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

:shock:
L.,
Oh.

Pretti in Pink
07-01-2008, 02:01 PM
More, more give me more!

Oluwa
07-02-2008, 09:11 AM
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Saysusie
07-02-2008, 09:20 AM
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

Saysusie
07-02-2008, 09:21 AM
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no

Oluwa
07-07-2008, 05:49 AM
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

rob
07-07-2008, 07:12 PM
Where exactly does one draw the line between being considered "Eccentric", and just plain crazy?

And why does the nice lady on the P.A. system at the airport calmly announce that you should "Get on the Plane"? Shouldn't you get IN the plane?

Ok, I confess, the airplane line is from one of my favorite comedians, George Carlin. His answer to "Get on the Plane", was-To heck with that! Evel Knievel can get on the plane! I'm getting IN it!

NoodleMom
07-08-2008, 09:15 PM
courtesy of my 7y/o son

If a lightning bug gets caught in the rain does his light go out?

He asked this tonite as we were watching it rain.

Saysusie
07-09-2008, 10:39 AM
Out of the mouths of babes! That was precious :lol:

luvwine2007
07-09-2008, 03:30 PM
courtesy of my 7y/o son

If a lightning bug gets caught in the rain does his light go out?

He asked this tonite as we were watching it rain.

How cute!!

NoodleMom
07-15-2008, 05:17 PM
Finally heard an If riddle to share...

If a bedtime story is so good why does it put you to sleep?



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