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TERIOD
05-29-2008, 08:06 AM
:splat: Go Figure
I went to my Doctor, Dr. Feelgood, and told him about my problem. He examined me and ran some tests. He returned and said, "I can't figure out what's wrong with you. But, I think it's the result of Heavy Drinking."
I scratched my head and said, " Really, you think ? Well, I can come back when you're Sober."

hatlady
05-29-2008, 08:36 AM
Oh Teriod...... :roll: Oh Teriod....


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Saysusie
05-29-2008, 08:39 AM
That was perfect Teriod!!! :lol: :D

Oh my gosh!

Saysusie

TERIOD
05-29-2008, 11:17 AM
:lol: :lol:

Missy
05-29-2008, 04:14 PM
Hee!Hee!

rob
05-29-2008, 04:39 PM
I like that!

sits_inthe_corner
05-29-2008, 05:03 PM
I cant believe I fell for that, waite, yes I can :lol:

ColleenT
05-30-2008, 01:41 AM
Terry,
I love your sense of humour!!! So quick! :lol:
Colleen

TERIOD
05-30-2008, 05:41 AM
A woman, calling Mount Sinai Hospital, said, "Hello, I want to know if a patient is getting better."

The voice on the other end of the line said, "What is the patient's name and room number?"

She said, "Yes, darling! She's Sarah Finkel, in Room 302."

He said, "Oh, yes. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, she's going to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday."

The woman said, "Thank God! That's wonderful! Oh! That's fantastic! That's wonderful news!"

The man on the phone said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you must be a close family member or a very close friend!"

She said, "I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Cohen, my doctor, doesn't tell me a word!"

Suzique
05-30-2008, 11:05 AM
Teriod, I laughed so hard it hurt!! What did your doctor say? (Did you really have that interchange? Or am I being naive?)
Love the second one. It is so true - doctors have a hard time explaining anything to patients.

Susan

TERIOD
05-30-2008, 11:32 AM
no its just off a bad doctor joke site,,, but i wouldnt be surprised if there wasnt some truth to either joke

mnjodette
05-31-2008, 12:29 PM
Teroid, Teriod, Teriod.....that's a hoot!

(Wish the only place there were 'bad doctors' was in a joke book!!!) :(

Jody

Pretti in Pink
05-31-2008, 03:14 PM
Teriod,

We can always count on you for a good pick me up. That was funny.

Saysusie
06-02-2008, 09:30 PM
OH YEA!!! THAT MADE MY DAY. I'm gonna go tell my hubby that one right now, before I forget it!

THANX TERIOD!

Saysusie