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debbie-b
09-06-2013, 06:11 AM
....... when you are on a operating table and the anaesthesia is not working 100%.


" you better save that, we might need it some day."

" call the janitor, we need a mop."

" if this is the appendix, then what is this?"

" give me that, that, that thingamabob."

" gees, I almost lost my Rolex."

" did anyone ever survive 500ml of this stuff?"

" damn, the power is out again."

" you know, you get a lot of money for kidneys and there are even two of them."

" Nobody move, I lost my contact lenses."

" how need, can you turn the other leg out that far too?"

" I wish I would have brought my glasses."

" what do you mean, he wasn't here for a sex change?"



I hope you all enjoy these, I think they are too funny.

Debbie

ruziska
09-06-2013, 07:57 AM
geez I'm glad you didn't post this BEFORE I had a bronchoscopy! How about "can you hurry up? I have a tee time in 20 minutes"

SleepyInSeattle
09-06-2013, 01:34 PM
How about "Aaaaaaa-CHOO! ..... Um, could somebody mop that up outa there?"

lucky7
09-07-2013, 01:29 PM
LOL!!! Love it!